Friday, December 31, 2010

Sex with Robert Pattinson

My fav 2010 article on Robert Pattinson was one that reported Robert and Kristen took 12 hours to shoot the Breaking Dawn sex scene!!!  as soon as I read that, all these Robporn images came to my head!!!

Imagine boinking him for 12 frkn hours!! It reported that Edward bit into a pillow, Edward was so in a hot fuckery mood he had to bite into the pillow to control his urge to bite Bella. Now I would have taken that pillow away from him and gotten me some battle scars.

What I love about this article is Robert admitted he gets carried away when he has to kiss Kristen. So those kisses are flippin real!!!

Rob admits, "When we start the kissing scenes I forget we're surrounded by a load of people. I actually end up getting really carried away"
“It’s only when the kiss is finished that my mind registers there’s actually a set full of people around, and I just walk away embarrassed,"

“By the time you guys see the nude scenes it looks really erotic because it’s been edited and you’ll have music. What you don’t see is the eight camera men, the director and about 50 people on set.”

“The truth is you come out of your dressing room in a little robe and know that in a few minutes, you’re going to be taking it off in front of a lot of people.”

I was soo happy to have read this article!!!! It made me feel fuckericious that entire week!!!! Everything I did, everything I seen seemed to be screaming "Gotta have Sex with Rob, Gotta have Sex with Rob"

Everywhere I turned.. it was there!!!!

I was afraid to even look at my Mini Edward and do naughty things with him. So I began my hunt of something better.


Since he did mention he was "this big", it was hard to find the exact size!!!


I went and purchased me a few of these and did some modifications... but no, I don't think that is what he feels like. So then I said to myself, Maybe? Just maybe if I freeze it? I can get an Edward fuckery frenzy? but no... it warmed up too fast!!!

I turned to look at my Twilight Collection, and this gave me a great idea.

I do remember Edward saying something like
and I obey his every command ;)

!!!!!!

but honestly, this is how it felt
HELLO!! I am team Edward, not Jacob, I don't want to boink Jacob!!!

so I felt like James... I was on a mission!!! I will stop at nothing!!!

LETS FACE IT!!! The only way to know what it feels like is to actually go down that happy trail!!!
AND explore!!!

and he can explore me, I don't mind. I am not greedy, I would share with Robward.


Til, that day comes.. I will continue wearing my Rob Panties and Ride horses at the same time.

I shall edit his commentary on Eclipse where he says he is eating an In-N-Out Burger, I will edit to where he would say "In n Out, In n Out, In n Out" in a slow to fast pace....

MY MISSION FOR 2011 IS TO BOINK ROBERT PATTINSON

9 comments:

  1. can you send me a copy of that in n out repetition? Maybe you can make a Rob blow up doll? I think I will get that for your birthday present.

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  2. Where can I get those Edward underwear? Just kidding! In N Out burgers? I think I have to see the commentary now! My new fast food place is In N Out thanks to Rob. I have one few blocks away from my house.

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  3. LMAO!! I think you need to concentrate on Jackson since he will be doing the Twilight Tour Convention next year! You can follow and pin him down in the elevator, stop the elevator and ....

    You will still need the Fire and Ice condoms, hopefully you get the ice sensation!

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  4. Okay Lety, You had be and the title of the post!

    @lovertwilight37 - the girl who made those panties for JJ and STY at Twitarded actually has a page on Etsy.com where she will make customized panties for you! You'll have to browse on Etsy to find it but I did see it the other day. :) And here prices were not unreasonable either.

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  5. @UtterlyAbsurd Bella!!! serioulsy they are on Esty!! I just found it on google!! woohoo!! I am getting me a thousand pairs and buying a horse! his lips on my v'jay jay!

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  6. I don't even know what to say... I have died and gone to "I really wish I was filming a sex scene with Rob for 12 freaking hours" heaven

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  7. I never saw that article about Rob filming the sex scenes. Thanks so much for sharing. Mmmm Just thinking about Rob getting "carried away" for 12 fooking hours. Yummy.

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  8. LOL! This is even better reason I need to start an acting career like yesterday so I can work with Rob and he can get carried away. He kind of said the same thing about working with Emilie for Remember Me, even though I know with Kristen it is different.

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