Friday, December 31, 2010

Sex with Robert Pattinson

My fav 2010 article on Robert Pattinson was one that reported Robert and Kristen took 12 hours to shoot the Breaking Dawn sex scene!!!  as soon as I read that, all these Robporn images came to my head!!!

Imagine boinking him for 12 frkn hours!! It reported that Edward bit into a pillow, Edward was so in a hot fuckery mood he had to bite into the pillow to control his urge to bite Bella. Now I would have taken that pillow away from him and gotten me some battle scars.

What I love about this article is Robert admitted he gets carried away when he has to kiss Kristen. So those kisses are flippin real!!!

Rob admits, "When we start the kissing scenes I forget we're surrounded by a load of people. I actually end up getting really carried away"
“It’s only when the kiss is finished that my mind registers there’s actually a set full of people around, and I just walk away embarrassed,"

“By the time you guys see the nude scenes it looks really erotic because it’s been edited and you’ll have music. What you don’t see is the eight camera men, the director and about 50 people on set.”

“The truth is you come out of your dressing room in a little robe and know that in a few minutes, you’re going to be taking it off in front of a lot of people.”

I was soo happy to have read this article!!!! It made me feel fuckericious that entire week!!!! Everything I did, everything I seen seemed to be screaming "Gotta have Sex with Rob, Gotta have Sex with Rob"

Everywhere I turned.. it was there!!!!

I was afraid to even look at my Mini Edward and do naughty things with him. So I began my hunt of something better.

Since he did mention he was "this big", it was hard to find the exact size!!!

I went and purchased me a few of these and did some modifications... but no, I don't think that is what he feels like. So then I said to myself, Maybe? Just maybe if I freeze it? I can get an Edward fuckery frenzy? but no... it warmed up too fast!!!

I turned to look at my Twilight Collection, and this gave me a great idea.

I do remember Edward saying something like
and I obey his every command ;)


but honestly, this is how it felt
HELLO!! I am team Edward, not Jacob, I don't want to boink Jacob!!!

so I felt like James... I was on a mission!!! I will stop at nothing!!!

LETS FACE IT!!! The only way to know what it feels like is to actually go down that happy trail!!!
AND explore!!!

and he can explore me, I don't mind. I am not greedy, I would share with Robward.

Til, that day comes.. I will continue wearing my Rob Panties and Ride horses at the same time.

I shall edit his commentary on Eclipse where he says he is eating an In-N-Out Burger, I will edit to where he would say "In n Out, In n Out, In n Out" in a slow to fast pace....